Today I Meet with Lotsa Dumb-dumb

Really pissed off with a lot of people today.. Stupid ones, arrogant ones and 'kurang ajar ones'

Rules of Thumbs

If u had borrowed it, returned it back,

If u had made mistake, fessed up and vowed not to repeat it..

If u are clueless about something, don't be a dimwit but ask about it..

If u are born stupid... jump off a cliff

The-end

My Online Shopping Madness Continues

It looks like the move by Pos Malaysia have failed to deter me from shopping for online gadgets.

Now I am waiting for the second batch of new gadgets that will be flowing through my letterbox soon. Yikes! Really needs to control myself before things get out of hands.

Meanwhile, my friends has been asking why my other blog has been stagnant for the past few months.

Heheheh.. Only you knew the answer.. Shhhh!!

Women World Cup 2010.. Where Have All The CowBOYS Gone?

Why there is no hype what so ever on Womens' World Cup 2010?
Why do men get overly excited watching their male counterparts with body hugging shirts chase a ball but will not react equally to chick players?

Hmmmm...

Any (straight) guys want to clarify on this matter?

Give Me A Break!! There is NO Naked Men Here

Please please please don't flag me for no reason.. I don't post neither frontal nudity nor full nudity here. Just because I am gay doesn't mean that I am a sex maniac/ pedophile/ sex addict etc.

Warning!! Gay Men Present

Stumble upon this dare-to-die lad while running my weekend errands. Really respect his berani mati attitude. He is sporting enough to allow me to snap the picture of him with his shirt. (I had to crop it, out of respect- you guys can drools at his arms though.. LOL) Manage to get his phone number. Quite cute but (unfortunately) I am a one man person. Sigh!

Why Gay Guys Watch FIFA World Cup 2010? Vol. II

I think the pictures above explain everything. Hehehe..

Neck Ties

After years of neck-tie wearing, I've just figure out today that I have been tying the knot the wrong way, thus damaging my precious silk ties. Sigh!

Sepatutnya, bila bilah kecil (small blade) tu ditarik/cabut keluar, (bilah besar) big blade akan terlerai dengan sendirinya. Tetapi, aku punya ikatan jadikan dia simpul mati.. Ahakz!

My (pathetic) ties collection

So, I google-d around and found this helpful diagram




Now, let me try some of the knots.

Shell Knot




Four In Hand (FIH)

Half Windsor

My final ensemble

Not so bad at all huh? Hehe

Cerita Duyung Lelaki Pertama Malaysia

Yup.. The new Malaysian drama series. Although I personally think this guy (Zachary, former X-factor boyband group) is not a good actor but at least we can feast our eyes on the nice pectoral muscles of these hunky Malaysian men. Looks really yummy to me.

I can't wait for the series to start in mid July. Didn't really catch the name of this drama.

Thank you Mr. Creative Drama Director for coming up with such nice series!! Hope the drama will showcase lotsa Malaysian men with nice abs.

Especially this lad:

Ryzal is a very modest man. Tak tahu pun yang dia ada susuk tubuh yang menarik sehinggalah aku berjumpa dengan beberapa keping gambar peribadi di internet Lakonannya selama ini tak pun menunjukkan badan dia yang cantik ni. Mungkin bagi dia bakat lakonan sudah memadai untuk berjaya. (he is indeed a good actor) . Other guys for sure will be using it to get a role in a movie or film. Love you Ryzal.

My kind of sushi. YummY!!

Why Gay Guys Watch FIFA World Cup 2010?

Sebelum ini, World Cup ialah satu musim yang sangat-sangat asing buat aku.

Since secondary school, handball is my game and passion, never ever football. Mungkin sebab aku lebih yakin dan mahir bermain menggunakan tangan. (sangat pervert sekali bunyinya)

Tapi tahun ini, entah kenapa, aku tiba-tiba berminat untuk mengikuti perlawanan-perlawanan Piala Dunia di TV.

Hmm.. 'entah kenapa' itu mungkin boleh di tukarkan kepada sebab berikut:

The possibility of the players being secretly gay is high.

Jika korang adalah peminat fanatik bola sepak (dan kebetulan seorang gay), pasti korang kenal dengan Justin Fashanu. pemain bolasepak yang pertama mengaku secara terangan bahawa dirinya seorang gay. Yang mana pengakuannya tidak disukai oleh ahli-ahli FA (Football Association) yang mengatakan pemain bola sepak mempunyai nilai komersil yang tinggi dan pengakuan sedemikian akan menjejaskan reputasi sukan tersebut.

(Mungkin ini juga merupakan salah satu sebab mengapa pemain tidak lagi dibenarkan membuka jersi di padang samada meraikan gol, bertukar jersi @ perarakan ke changing room.. talks about homophobics shit!!)

Pengakuan secara terbukanya menyebabkan dirinya tertekan dengan kutukan dan cemuhan dari penonton-penonton dan akhirnya membunuh diri (juga disebabkan kes hubungan dengan seorang remaja bawah umur yang sedang dibicarakan)

Perkara tersebut menyebabkan pemain-pemain bernaluri 'riang' tidak sanggup keluar daripada penipuan dihadapan peminat, penonton yang homophobic.

Dalam tahun 2008, seorang bekas pemain liga Premier melaporkan terdapat lebih dari sedozen pemain Liga Premier bernaluri homoseksual tetapi takut untuk berterus terang kesan daripada apa yang pernah berlaku kepada Fashanu.

Selain itu, antara laporan yang pernah keluar dahulu

1. Ashley Cole and DJ MasterStepz melakukan orgy (beserta video rakaman yang kemudiannya dinafikan)
   
2. Rumours that Soll Campbell is in da closet gay
3. Cristiano Ronaldo yang naluri seksualnya dipertikaikan (tengok saja masa Worldcup ni, ketika Portugal vs Korea, facial reaction yang ditunjukkan nya lebih bersifat gay.. I know because I am one.. remember)
4. dan yang paling hebat, adegan mengigit kemaluan selepas berjaya menjaringkan gol. beberapa tahun dulu Mungkin sifat di dalam changing room telah terbawa-bawa ke padang pada waktu itu.. hahaha

Bermaksud?

Sebenarnya ramai lelaki bertubuh sasa, cute, penuh kemahiran dan bernaluri homoseksual yang berlari-lari mengejar bola di tengah padang ketika Piala Dunia 2010 berlangsung. Dan sebagai seorang gay, adalah menjadi satu keseronokan untuk mengasah dan menajamkan lagi alat Gaydar yang kita ada.

Hey! Penyanyi The Cup of Life pun akhirnya mengaku sebagai seorang gay!! Just like what my Gaydar indicates.. LOL)

Lagipun orgy kecil-kecilan yang berlaku di tepi padang setiap kali gol dijaringkan memberi aku seribu satu fantasi untuk difikirkan.


Macam mana? Siapa di antara international footballers yang korang rasakan gay?

My Gay Lust List

Sepanjang hidup aku sebagai seorang gay, ada beberapa insan yang mencuri perhatian aku dan ada sesetengahnya sampai terbawa-bawa dalam mimpi.

Below is a list of guys that I really have hots for.
Although I know for sure I would never have a chance to meet them, dreaming isn't a crime rite?

My Gay Guy Lust List....
Isn't every gay guy should have one?

Get ready to drool all over your keyboard!!

• Thomas John Patrick "Tom" Welling
  
• DOB: April 26, 1977
• Profession: Actor, model, director
• Reasons: I think I came 15 times just looking at his picture ...LOL....

• Aidil Zafuan & Zaquan Adha (twin)
• DOB: 3rd August 1987
• Profession: National Footballers (Negri Sembilan's striker)
  
• Reasons: Well, apart from one of them has secretly marries a cradle snatcher, the other twin is rumoured to be gay. (I hope it is true as many reports and findings indicate that there are a huge possibility for a twin to be homosexual... hehe). They are hot!!

• Matthew Mackendree Lanter
• DOB: 1983
  
• Profession: Actor
• Reasons: Hot body, piercing eyes, hot body.. again

• Ashraf Muslim
• DOB: 1981
• Profession: Malaysian actor
• Reason: Nice cute face, hi IQ, hot body.

• Chef Michael Schulson
• Profession: International chef (Ultimate Cake-off host)
• Reason: Cute face, good culinary skill, hot body

• Jonathan Lee 'Legacy' Perez
• DOB: ??
  
• Profession: Dancer (So you Think You Can Dance)
• Reasons: Boyish voice, Hot body, hot body, hot body!!!! Another midnight fantasy of mine. How I wish I could stroke his pectoral muscles and washboards abs.. Yummy!
  

• Ajim Wakaka
• DOB: ??
  
• Profession: B-Boy Dancer
• Reasons: I just love his awesome moves, his face and his body.

• Nikita Rukavytsya
• DOB: 22 June 1987 (Ukraine)
  
• Professions: Australian professional football player (striker).
• Reasons: Skillful players, nice smile, hot body.
  

What would I do if I can get 'em?
Hmm... let just say whipped cream, chocolate sauce, lubricating gel, a king size bed and chains come to mind.. ^__^


It isn't wrong to dream really really high rite?

Hope can get a body like them (either on myself or pressing against mine... hehe)
Love them all..

So who's yours?